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smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

(Source: aru, via dan-spiegel)

dan-spiegel:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

Whoa.

Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
Me:Grandma oh my god
Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother:Kill them.

~Ueda Akinari (via fuzzysilkyteatime)

(via drunk-on-books)

Though I cannot flee
From the world of corruption,
I can prepare tea
With water from a mountain stream
And put my heart to rest.

The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via drunk-on-books)

I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7, via thesilentbomb)

attercopter:

eirstegalkin:

in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result

(via thesilentbomb)

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

(via thesilentbomb)

duckrunsagain:

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)

(Source: zenpencils.com, via thesilentbomb)

pineplapple:

when your cool friend takes you with them to a party

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(via psy-ducks)

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